So I brought the laptop home last night incase they closed work. No such luck. Maybe if I leave the laptop at work they will close/delay opening more... Of course this assume, I believe correctly, that I am the center of the universe. My actions affect the course of actions that we perceive as reality, like some sort of metaphysical amazonian butterfly. Only the tsunami I create is really the delay of work opening. This power is not a trifle and must be considered carefully.