I'm blaming the christmas cookies and donuts. Also lots of carb heavy food this week; noodles, rice, etc.

I am putting in a suggestion that my employer start hiring bathroom attendants. I think this will help shame people into actually flushing the toilet when they are done. It's really a mystery to me how a group of people that are apparent neat freaks can not flush. I mean these are people who spend a good 10 minutes washing there hands and grooming themselves afterward. This could also be a good reason to have the attendants. they could provide hair care products and cologne. In a pinch I suppose they could also flush for our forgetful coworkers. My only other option is to save up a frighteningly large amount of feces, deposit that in a stall and by the sheer enorimity of this enterprise declare that I have produced the most awesomest monument to digestive fortitude ever and that the competition is now over. Thus having outdone the others they will be forced to abide by my will and flush the damn toilet