I have decided that I like spam. Not the spiced ham potted meat product, but unsolicited email. I have decided that this provides the opportunity for many small personal affirmations each day. To wit:

• Attractive Singles are interested in spending time with me
• My advice and involvement is sought in multinational business endeavors
• My privacy and security is of such great concern to companies with which I have no formal relationship take time from take time from their busy schedule to inform me of possible threats of identity theft.
• Major brands seek my input on their products