Beansomnia - What's It Going to be then, Eh?

Mon 28 Mar 2005

Beansomnia
Beansomnia is the condition in which upon finally drifting off to sleep the Bean issues a loud "Waaaaaah" and goes back to sleep thus waking you for another 30-40 minutes. Should the single cry method cease to be effective Bean will then deploy a tactic even more sinister. She will lure you into her room for 30-45 minutes until she is ready to sleep again. At this point of course you are completely awake and destined to be half asleep all day. I think this is similar to the brainwashing techniques used by most cults and the military. I can only hope that the cause of the Bean is just.
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Beansomnia

Beansomnia is the condition in which upon finally drifting off to sleep the Bean issues a loud "Waaaaaah" and goes back to sleep thus waking you for another 30-40 minutes. Should the single cry method cease to be effective Bean will then deploy a tactic even more sinister. She will lure you into her room for 30-45 minutes until she is ready to sleep again. At this point of course you are completely awake and destined to be half asleep all day. I think this is similar to the brainwashing techniques used by most cults and the military. I can only hope that the cause of the Bean is just.

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