Here is the response from ftd:

Dear Customer:

Thank you for you inquiry regarding your recent purchase from FTD.COM. We are pleased to report that we have received your order and it has been

processed for delivery on 02/14/2005. When we receive confirmation of delivery from our florist we will contact you.

If you have questions regarding your FTD.COM order or would like to speak with a Customer Service Representative, reply to this email or dial 1-800-SEND-FTD (1-800-736-3383). We are here to assist you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Thank you for choosing FTD.COM.

So do they have a time machine or what?

My response:

Are you kidding? How will this be delivered yesterday? My wife is quite upset. My back hurts now from having to sleep on the couch. Would a phone call have been too much to ask? At this point I may require a refund to pay for the divorce lawyer! I can only hope my keys still work when I get home tonight.